God, pale is so beautiful.
Julianne Moore - Bazaar by Paola Kudacki, February 2010
Scanned by fearless123 @TFS.
Julianne Moore, Amanda Seyfried
I gotta tell you guys, we’re looking forward to a good deal of movies in 2010, but for pure hip thrusting, lip biting, nothing-this-delightful-since-Unfaithful goodness, this is my most anticipated movie of the year. Check out the description:
Catherine (Julianne Moore) and David (Liam Neeson), she a doctor, he a professor, are at first glance the perfect couple. Happily married with a talented teenage son, they appear to have an idyllic life. But when David misses a flight and his surprise birthday party, Catherine’s long simmering suspicions rise to the surface. Suspecting infidelity, she decides to hire an escort Chloe (Amanda Seyfried) to seduce her husband and test his loyalty. Catherine finds herself ‘directing’ Chloe’s encounters with David, and Chloe’s end of the bargain is to report back, the descriptions becoming increasingly graphic as the meetings multiply.
Now please enjoy the tagline: She invited Chloe into her life, her home and her marriage. Big mistake.
Now watch me writhe.
First of all, the plot? Sounds like some sort of fun sex game suicideblonde & I would play in about 15 years. We, of course, though pleasant to look at, do not look like that red headed goddess & that noble Irish god. Then they go ahead and toss in Amanda with her Rapunzel-like hair, pillow lips & doll eyes to not only seduce Liam, but describe the seduction to Julianne in various locales like swanky hotel bars over glasses of white wine, coffee shops, & by the looks of this still, while painting each other’s lips & exchanging lusty gazes in the powder rooms of these swanky hotel bars. Then, apparently Julianne critiques the seduction & offers pointers. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Oh, and the film is directed by Atom Egoyan, who brought us delicious Alice In Wonderland costumed lesbian sex & a Colin Firth featured threesome in Where the Truth Lies & a 19 year old Mia Kirshner stripping in a school girl’s costume in Exotica. This man has my career!
One final note: this still looks like the best Revlon commercial ever! Oh happy day! 2010 may be getting off to a horrible start, but the spring is going to be delicious.